LOL – Every day I fall out of my chair after reading some epic bullshit.
Today’s LOLfest comes to us from a man who threatens to kill himself if the government ceases to fund his adult baby lifestyle:
“You wanna test how damn serious I am about leaving this world, screw with my check that pays for this apartment and food. Try it. See how serious I am. I don’t care,” the California man said. “I have no problem killing myself. Take away the last thing keeping me here, and see what happens. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.”
After we cut his SSI, I think we should at least provide the man with a free body bag.