A 20 year old woman and a 25 year old man were arrested in Effingham County, Georgia after the two allegedly had consensual sex with each other in a tractor trailer. The two had apparently just finished watching the movie The Notebook.
Police were called to the scene of the crime by a passer-by who reported a prowler in the neighborhood in the early morning hours. The two were spotted walking down the road, apparently minding their own business.
After spotting the two alleged sex offenders, the police used intimidation techniques on the two in order to obtain a confession of their sins. The police came to believe the two were engaged in an improper relationship, resulting in their apprehension.
The residents of Effingham can rest easy tonight knowing these two dangerous individuals are behind bars. The two have been charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling. The state will spare no public expense in order to see these two alleged criminals are brought to justice.
In addition to being arrested for their sins, the two have also had their mugshots plastered across national media, making sure everyone in the US knows what kind of people they are. Thank god for the police.
On an unrelated note, police in New Jersey threw passengers out of a car and left them stranded after a vigilant police officer spotted them getting a ride from an Uber driver. Apparently these passengers were unaware of the grave danger they faced from this menace to society. The officer let them know how much danger they were in, then cited the driver with a $1000 dollar fine.