BBC Pidgin – The Greatest News Source In The History Of The World

BBC just released its new Pigdin language website… and it’s awesome.  This is just the most insane, over the top, totally crazy, throw all grammar to the wind, complete nonsense stories, so bad it’s good website ever created in the history of man.

My favorite story so far was about a girl who became trapped when she tried to throw her shit out a window… at least that’s how I interpreted it.

The BBC states:

Woman wey take her hand, pack her poo-poo comot di toilet of man wey she dey friend because ”e no gree flush” enter trouble, after she go try collect di poo-poo back.

The woman wey dey learn gymnastics, just start to waka with Bristol student, Liam Smith, for di first time, when she take fear troway di poo-poo comot for window.

Instead make di thing land for garden, di poo-poo come jam between two windows wey no dey open wide.

Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start.

Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.

I would have called Roto-Rooter, but that’s just me.